I remember seeing promos running everywhere for The Vampire Diaries (TVD as I will often refer to it) back in the summer of 2009 and thought to myself how the show would be a great way to curb my cravings for the next season of True Blood during its hiatus. It’s been two years since The Vampire Diaries premiere and, without a doubt, I can tell you that I now use True Blood as my summer filler for the next season of TVD. Personally, I like The CW drama more than the HBO one — but it’s ridiculous to choose favorites because everyone can have their cake and eat it too (an expression which makes no sense… why wouldn’t you eat your own cake?). But to do that, we’ve got to get rid of the silly and widely-believed misconceptions that keep people from watching Diaries and proclaiming that Blood is a much better show.
Here are four popular ones (you’ll notice they all stem from the idea that TVD is amateurish), in no particular order:
1. “It’s a girly, teen soap. True Blood’s for adults!”
I’ve heard this way too often around the Internet and in real life. It’s not hard to look at which network the show is on and pigeonhole it as some teenage melodrama. I won’t lie to you, the first six or so episodes of the series really put on a teenage gothic romance vibe that was undoubtedly hard to shake off. Even I abandoned the series after those first episodes. But the show got rid of the actual diaries, it got rid of Elena and Stefan’s (dreadful) voiceovers as they journaled, and it changed tones completely.
Once someone’s big secret is revealed in that first season, and after a certain someone dies: Vampire Diaries put its game face on. Unfortunately, the show insists on keeping its characters in high school… which I admit plays to the show’s biggest detriments. It’s kind of hard to think about 17 year olds having sex and killing people, but whatever. I just pretend they’re all 25 or so. The real ages of the actors, anyhow.
I’m not saying that the show got rid of romance, that would be ridiculous. Practically every drama has a romance element. I’m saying that True Blood isn’t any less of a romance soap opera than The Vampire Diaries. In fact, it may even be more than one.
Have you ever watched an episode of True Blood and thought, “Why are there, like, four guys that unrequitedly are in love with Sookie (who basically just bitches them out on a weekly basis)?” No? Because it’s true. Bill, Eric, Alcide, and Sam. The Vampire Diaries may be working a love triangle pretty hard but it’s not a love pentagon. Albeit, Sam isn’t much of an “option” anymore on True Blood, but that still leaves a love trapezoid… and that’s still more of a romance melodrama than The Vampire Diaries is. (And yes, Katherine factors somewhere in the love triangle, but it’s a completely one-sided relationship… so actually, no she doesn’t.) The show has just started to ham up the idea of the triangle recently, in any case, which seems on par with True Blood in terms of seasons but is slower-paced episode-wise.
2. “There’s no gore. True Blood rips out spines!”
You’re absolutely right, True Blood has ripped out a news anchor’s spine on television and it rips out hearts. TVD is just a silly, teen show that wouldn’t know what gore and horror is if they watched True Blood themselves!
Wrong.
Now, admittedly, TVD is on at 8pm and is a network television show that cannot get away with (legally) everything True Blood can, which is on HBO. HBO, people! I don’t think we’ll be seeing anyone’s spine on this show for… uh, oh yeah… ever. But we have gotten ripped out hearts plenty of times. The most recent was Damon ripping out the heart of a chained up werewolf just because he wouldn’t give up any information. Bam. A couple of weeks ago, The Vampire Diaries had a scene in which a vampire compelled a human to drink blood from a cup. That scene has gone on my list of all time creepy scenes ever. And I saw the scene where Eric rips out a heart and takes a sip from the superior vena cava! In its first season finale (one of the best season finales of any show ever), The Vampire Diaries chopped off a man’s fingers in one clean swipe!
But I think one of the creepiest ones was in the third season premiere, where Stefan had arranged the bodies of both his victims on their couch; Damon comes to investigate and one of the heads falls off and rolls down to the floor. So, yes, it’s gross enough. (Plus, the regular biting and bleeding and neck-snapping happens practically every single episode. Killing by snapping the neck is sort of a signature Vampire Diaries way to go at this point.)
That said, neither of these shows will beat The Walking Dead. Just sayin’.
3. “It’s a copycat. True Blood was here first!”
I’m not even arguing this one. People can’t google, apparently. The Vampire Diaries Wikipedia page. The Sookie Stackhouse Novels wikipedia page. Shut up.
4. “It’s stupid. True Blood is a smarter show!”
I don’t really understand this one. What exactly about True Blood is “smarter?” If you believe it’s because the show is allegorically speaking to some other sort of truth, like maybe LGBT rights, well, then… you’re wrong. Alan Ball, creator and exec producer of True Blood, has said plenty of times that it’s simply not true. In fact, in the New York Post, Ball said thinking about it that was “lazy.”
So don’t get suckered into thinking you’re watching something with any deeper meaning. True Blood is just a soap opera. And when it comes to the show that has thought about its mythos more, Diaries blows Blood out of the water.
The Vampire Diaries has spent an abundance of time explaining how the characters have led us to the events currently transpiring, the episodes I like to call History Lessons. True Blood has done this as well, but not to this extent. And beyond that, the show is based around Elena, the doppelganger, who is key in one central aspect that has been the basis for the entire series. True Blood has about two series-long arcs. One is vampires trying to keep their coming out of the coffin intact to the public, which is a story that requires absolutely no mythology. The second is Sookie being a fairy, which requires a bucket load of mythology and of which we’ve gotten a respectable amount.
But Diaries has spent its time explaining exactly how its universe works — and beyond just History Lessons, something True Blood doesn’t touch upon much. Every aspect of “hybrids” had to be explained, the doppelganger’s usefulness, and The Originals, the Founders of Mystic Falls and their secret meetings, witches’ spells, rings[*], and even being able to resist compulsion?! All of it and more delves within the show’s mythology.
[*] Speaking of the rings, many people say this is stupid. It’s not. Magic has been a part of The Vampire Diaries since minute one. Well, actually more like minute seven. And I’m not kidding. True Blood just decided to add magic to its roster of supernatural elements.
In short…
It bears repeating: there’s no need to choose one or the other. Both shows never air in the same season, let alone on same night! But if you were on the fence, or even completely deluded on what Diaries is about, now you know the truth. The Vampire Diaries can get a bit too engulfed in high school issues (the last episode was the first day of senior year, ick!). But it’s not about that — and to believe that True Blood is exceptionally better is a grave mistake.
So now that you know, go fire up Netflix to watch the first couple of seasons. And catch up to tune in to the third season, because unlike True Blood, The Vampire Diaries just keeps getting better. And it never stops accelerating.
We’ll be waiting to welcome you into the fandom.
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