Gossip Girl 5.06 ‘I Am Number Nine’ photo recap: Battle of the accents

by Michael Collado | Tue, Nov 8, 2011 at 9:43pm ET

Here’s the photo recap for Gossip Girl episode 5.06 “I Am Number Nine” — also known as the largest one I’ve done yet. 130 photos! I’m so glad everyone likes these recaps. In the words of Louis, it’s “redehcoolus!”

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SNSKRLXEZIB2RLANKGWV36M7LU Kathyn

    Hilarious, I particularly liked Louis’ accent. He really was verging on parody this entire episode. “Find his fuse– and light it!!!!”

  • http://twitter.com/jennkellysays Jennifer Kelly

    Dad! My life is over. No bestseller or movie and I’m already 21!

    Perfect. You are amazing. Please keep it up!

  • Vick

    “Dad, my life is over. I won’t have a bestseller or a movie. And I’m already 21.”
    LMAO.

    I wish Louis would never leave so you’d never stop translating his accent.

  • http://twitter.com/boobaby1219 lianne santos

    Hahaha. I love the “Are these scissors for my hair?” rofl forever. Please someone cute Penn Badgley’s hair. It’s like a bush grew on on his head. Ugh. As usual Louis’ accent…a hilarious winner. I want Prince Snoozy to leave but I will miss you making fun of his accent. Your GG recaps are truly better than some of the show episodes. :)  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000092708596 Kryzia Mae Plete-Aranda

    AAAHHHHHH Ilove UUUUUU. You’re Amazing

  • LittleNuggets

    Hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    LOL this recap made my morning :) keep up the good work!

  • G.

    LOVED  Dorota ‘s comment  about Louis’s accent!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/realchemistry Manu

    Hilarious!!! I agree that Chuck’s apology doesn’t even begin to cover what he’s done, and while he may find some sort of remeption for himself, he and Blair need to never happen again.
    Dair’s much more fun :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000104238827 Marro Marwa Al-askari

    I DIED! HAHAHA <3

  • http://twitter.com/maribells01 Maria

    Accurate description of CB fans on tumblr is… accurate, haha. Whatever, I own my crazy :)

    Love all of your Louis-accent captions. I think I’d have better luck teaching my cat how to say my name, seriously. 

  • gossipmonster

    lololoolloolooloolololol

  • oaki

    Lost it @ Gossip noir.

  • train

    I thought nate has a small bird..

  • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

    @yahoo-SNSKRLXEZIB2RLANKGWV36M7LU:disqus Seriously! I think it’s getting worse.

    @twitter-45676330:disqus Thanks :) You’re amazing too!

    @b4ede15403d81588b21296da5c5caa15:disqus I NEVER WANT LOUIS TO LEAVE! I’m even sad Dr. Barnes appears to be leaving. I love her BLEHHH!!!

    @twitter-186472012:disqus Everyone’s going to miss Louis’ accent. And thank you, I’m so glad you like them. I’ve still got the Dair support!

    @facebook-100000092708596:disqus I LOVE UUUU TOO! You’re amazing!

    @dcf5e5145aae61cc9ed4bbcfa78c5d1f:disqus Thank you

    @LunaticDesire:disqus I’m glad you liked it and thank you!

    @6ad1ba5036a5d9469cd68c5c983461c3:disqus It was only natural to write. So many accents!

    @twitter-44269610:disqus Yay! I didn’t make Dair fans hate me… yet O_O I’m glad you liked it!

    @mario:disqus No! STAY ALIVE!!!

    @5b1908a1b5dc2b80eddb05ef7a377d13:disqus Glad you laughed :D

    @351b0dbf97ef14abffffd0dfba502d2e:disqus It truly seemed like a Film Noir scene :D

    @f04d2c1fea3766d4ef653905d9b4db8c:disqus Unfortunately, I don’t know if Nate has a small bird O_O

  • Andy

    Love it! Hilarious :)

  • Kristen

    Hilarious!! I mainly watch GG as a comedy, thats probably not right but it makes for some good laughs. You got to love a show where the male part of the shows endgame couple actually has to apologize for LITERALLY treating the girl like property. I am partial to Dair but that storyline seems to be as good as dead, so back to the comedy.

  • caitie

    Your GG recaps are flawless, I die laughing reading them!

  • kim

    I LOVE THIS.

  • Bonbona

    GOSSIP NOIR. ROFL xD I had the same thought I swear !!!! 

  • Grace

    You. Are. DAMN. Funny

  • Rizza Abenido

    The most awesome thing on the net! :D

  • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

    @aeed85329f016f0e328800e03fdb78f0:disqus Thank you, glad you liked it!

    @d95a48475334437c89b683a96d4d2230:disqus Thankfully the Dair fans haven’t turned on me! :)  

    @452d44be7ec97e29b4d486e9e4e893f9:disqus As I always say, please don’t die! STAY ALIVE! Thank you too xD

    @381a5c1a077fca250810d230b0bcd278:disqus I’m so glad you like it!!!
    @3fec9f1c00d8eda02475055aef042d56:disqus Seriously, they knew what they were doing in that scene!

    @6ea2d7261b573a6f233d86fc7d27da28:disqus Wifey is that you???? If not, thank you xD

    @google-359a88e52d19770bbb8f869d8b08786b:disqus Aw shucks thanks! :D

  • http://twitter.com/RauhlPrincess ⓑⓔ©©ⓐ

    i was on skype with my friend reading this and i was laughing so hard she got concerned.
    FINALLY SOMEONE BESIDES ME REALIZES ALL OF THESE GUEST STARS CALL BLAIR “BLAH!” 

  • qupa

    BLEHAH ! hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

    perfect! congrats for author

  • Dair<3

    Too little too late for sure, but you’re right, it’ll still be all over Tumblr. Lol.