Gossip Girl 5.12 ‘Father and the Bride’ photo recap: John Tucker Mustache

by Michael Collado | Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 1:39am ET

Here’s my photo recap of Gossip Girl episode 5.12 “Father and the Bride,” also known as the 99th episode! I could have made this another record-breaking recap (it sits 10 behind at 203 instead of 213) but decided to cap less. Maybe there’ll be some lost caps on Tumblr or Twitter over the week.

I hope you enjoy the recap. No, Beatrice doesn’t have Louis’ famous accent phonetics.

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  • TJSzychowicz

    DERP.  Serena’s blog/column; makes sense Rufus loved it, oh and the threesome S/O, lulz!  ’Forgive me (Joshua Safran) Father, for I have sinned.’  God I love you for this, FOREVER cause that’s real talk!  And lol at ‘the meddling kids’, so glad I didn’t say ‘that’ like I intended to :P  Bravo, another flawless recap!! :D   

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      No prob. It was just there, how could I not? Re: Safran.

      And thank you. I’m glad you liked the recap. What what!

  • http://twitter.com/ItsLovelyC celina meza

    omg the ouat reference in the beginning! lol
    and i still havent seen this ep, but i feel this recap is better 

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      You haven’t watched the episode but read the recap!? Why would you do this!?!?! xD

  • Llama

    One of the best things about the episodes are the recaps after.

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      Why thank you!

  • http://twitter.com/MegamiTenchi Kate

    Buaahahahaha, even your ‘stach’s can’t ruin Chuck schmexy face <3  Gotta love it when a recap makes more sense than the episode  o_o  Oh GG! 

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      LMAO love the mustaches soooo much!!!

  • grey 75

    The mo’s lol and Dan writing his own note tee hee.

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      MUSTACHES what what!

  • Crono

    OMG! Chuck referencing Rumplestiltskin! I always get Chuck Bass vibes from him!
    Anyway, I liked this recap way better than the last one. Can’t wait to see what you do with ep 100. 

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      LMAO you know now that you mention it, I see the connection.

      And I hope the 100th episode is a good one to recap. Oh brother!

  • Anonymous

    xDD I’ve missed the Serena Derp! XDDDDDD and the ‘can you believe i also had to write the note?’ was genious! XDDDD  and Dan’s faces when Lily and Rufus came… LOL

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      LMAO Lily was there for like half a scene!

  • http://twitter.com/Miss_Firework Rachael

    Another great recap to start of my day. Love the part with the “meddling kids” and the mustaches were great! Love this like always. :)

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      Thank you! Love your comment; glad you actually commented since apparently you’ve read them in the past :D :D

  • http://sparklesandcrumbs.blogspot.com/ Carolinecakewise

    Hahahaha!! Rumpelstiltzkin horrified me. And so glad you pointed out how “hysterically funny” Serena’s column was… oh Rufus!!

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      Yeah he kept scaring me when I reread the recaps too xD

  • http://twitter.com/NinaLC121 Nina

    “Can you believe I also had to write the note?” HA!

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      LMAO!!!!!! The penmanship! 

  • Pamela

    I live for these recaps! Hilarious! Can’t wait for the 100th ep!

    • http://nowhitenoise.com Michael Collado

      Thank you, glad you liked it. I hope next week is a good ep!

  • Chi

    Oh, how I love your Serena van Derp Woodsen :) Never fails to crack me up…

  • Valery Roslikova

    the moustaches literally killed me, i could not stop laughing
    these recaps get better and better every time, i can’t wait to see your 100th one!

  • Ana Muller

    “we will fuck again, basically.” LOL and yeah serena’s column wasn’t funnny at all, plus she has the vocabulary of a 10 year old.

  • laura

    this was awesome lol the best one yet imo!
    “Can you believe I also had to write the note?” and his face xD I can totally see Louis going like “uh since you are already writing…?” 

  • Goldenstrikers6

    Hahaha the Once Upon A Time reference was perfct! So was the Scooby Doo one. Laughed through the whole recap.

  • http://twitter.com/maribells01 Maria

    The mustaches were a stroke of genius. Also enjoyed the “we will fuck again, basically”- because let’s be honest, it’s not like the storylines can be taken seriously, so… just distract me with some soft-core basic cable porn already, show. Oh, and Blair’s blagina caps reached almost uncomfortable levels of hilarious. Never be afraid to push the boundaries! Haha. 

  • dee.

    the mustaches are priceless.

  • Shreya

    Amazing! I’d tell you the caps I like but there were too many :P WD!

  • http://twitter.com/RauhlPrincess ⓑⓔ©©ⓐ

    I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW!
    YOUR COLUMNS MAKE MY WEEK!

  • Vogueaddict7

    LMAO. This was hilarious and accurate as hell. Omg. (The mustaches were funny, too.)

  • http://twitter.com/Spik3_ Spike Trolov

    hehe Kristen Wiig! <3

  • Isabella

    “We will fuck again basically” Hahahaha! Hope you’re right!
    Awesome recap! I enjoy these more than I enjoy the episodes themselves a lot of the time.

  • Anonymous

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha ! omg i love your recaps
    i re-read them cos its so funny LOLOL 
    and yay for Chair! <3

  • Jen

    Oh, I love you the most!