Gossip Girl is that show where everything’s forever documented on the characters’ computers, smart phones, or if you’re Nate, your Dell desktop. So it only makes sense to document the tangled web of love happenings along with all this gossip. Every kiss, every hookup, and every scene with a soft song playing in the background between two (or more) characters has been documented here. Or at least they’ve tried to be.
No assumptions though! Only what we’ve seen on screen. Check out the map below, with main characters (previous or current) interactions in red, main characters and guest stars interactions in black, or guest star to guest star happenings in blue. Check out the special addition below. It’s completely accurate.
And of course, no love web would be complete without a scoring of the characters. They’re classy like that. The top male, who comes out with 15 connections (though some are with multiple people), is Chuck Bass, to no one’s surprise. Close behind him is all-my-storylines-revolve-around-females-Nate, who manages 12 connections with his Natefused good looks. Dan comes out with 8. Next time champ. For the girls, we have Serena rounding it off at number one, obviously. She gets rowdy in the summertime. Then we have Blair, who actually beat Vanessa (7) by one point. Princess B indeed. And then Jenny gets thrown in there somehow. She was a beard. It’s whatever.
P.S. Let me just have this chance to point out that if Dan and Chuck ever vaguely happened. We’d have a pentagon. Geometry FTW!