This week’s episode picks up right where last week’s premiere left off. JWOWW is stunned into silence after Snooki drops the double engagement/pregnancy bomb and the fate of this whole show is left in the balance. But luckily the tension is immediately resolved when Snooki asks Jenny to be the godmother, Jenny squeals, and the girls skip off to sign the lease on their fabulous apartment (of course, JWOWW has some reservations and has to scream it out for a minute in her car, but that is completely understandable).
Snooki’s parents are a bit upset that she signed the papers without allowing them to look it over first (again, understandable. I’m not sure Snooki even knows how to read on her own), but I’m sure the producers got them a good deal. Meanwhile, Jenny is telling Roger about Snooki’s big news and he can’t believe it. His first reaction? “How are you going to have any fun?” Because, seriously, does Snooki know how to function without partying (judging by early filming reports from the new season of Jersey Shore, that would be a no. What other pregnant woman hangs out at a club?)
The next day, Jionni arrives at the Polizzi residence to help his fiancée pack (bless his heart). He attempts to feel his child, but Snooki finds it to be creepy because she isn’t ‘large and in charge’ yet. When Snooki banishes him from helping, he fields a call from Roger, who asks if the kid is going to be over 4’0 tall without Godzilla arms (its not looking good) and makes plans for Jenny’s birthday the next day. Unfortunately, Jenny will not have a car on her birthday since her car is leaking and Roger’s attempts at teaching her to drive stick fails miserably.
So Roger is stuck chauffeuring JWOWW down to Jersey City, and like the good boyfriend he is, he also sticks around to help both herAND her pregnant BFF unpack (aka he carried up all of their bags from the cars while they sat around and relaxed). He is really a keeper. While they get settled, Snooki tries to convince Roger to impregnate JWOWW so they can be pregnant together. Roger’s sperm is getting old, according to Snooki, so he needs to get on it!
Unfortunately, Jenny can’t get pregnant because she doesn’t let Roger get it in. Snooki says that she too is anti-sex since her and Jionni haven’t had sex in a whole week. By the pointed look Roger gives JWOWW, I would guess they have been abstinent for much longer than just seven days.
On the first night in the house we get a preview of what is to come in this season: Snooki complaining about her breast tenderness and JWOWW’s dogs barking like crazy and defecating everywhere. All this without alcohol…sounds like an exciting season!
The next day is Jenny’s birthday, so Snooki makes her a birthday bagel, because they didn’t have any cake or cupcakes or anything. The girls quickly get to cleaning and organizing their new pad in anticipation of their boys, who are coming to celebrate. Roger shows up with a huge bouquet for the birthday girl and Jionni brings the cake and the booze. Like I said earlier, these guys are keepers.
Roger and Jionni bring up the topic of his bachelor party, but it is going to be in Vegas and Jenny refuses to let him go. Even Snooki feels like she is being a bit of a bitch, but she sticks up for her BFF and tells Roger that Jenny is only like that because she loves him. When Roger asks Snooki why she is cool with it she says it is because “[Jionni] would leave her if she acted that way”. Jenny knows she just got burned, and Roger can’t stop cracking up. Neither could I. It was so clearly unintentional, since Snooki throws it out there so casually as she strolls by. What a perfect way to close out the episode.
Next week the girls get to interact with an actual pregnant lady, and Snooki obviously needs to read up on what she about to experience. I’m sure its going to be a joy to watch her learn!
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