Gossip Girl photo recap: The Naked One

NoWhiteNoise Team
By | Thu Oct 25, 2012, 1:53pm ET

Yo yo yo! I’m back with another episode of Gossip Girl after not skipping last week at all. Nope. Not at all in any way!

Okay, you got me. Last week didn’t happen even though I said I would start on it Saturday. I’m sorry! A lot of big things happened: my tweet was put in a German teeny bopper magazine; I was overheard by a stranger I was making fun of in class (embarrassing!); and I lied down a lot. Needless to say, I’m exhausted.

But now I’m back for Gossip Girl episode 6×03 “Dirty Rotten Scandals.” And it was…wow…I don’t know, but it was definitely something. Only seven more episodes!

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  • whatever

    Serena is a b*tttcchhh. Ivy and Rufus are still gross, and that little brat needs a good kick to the face. Twice.

    • http://twitter.com/jennyad Jen Dickson

      Ivy and Rufus are the best, grossest thing to ever happen. I ship it.

      • me

        I thought grossest thing was Jenny and Chuck.

        • http://twitter.com/jennyad Jen Dickson

          That was pretty gross, but in a very different way. Like, that was slightly emotionally traumatic for me lol.

  • ican’teven

    i swear, your recaps are so much better than the episode itself! looking forward to the TVD one :D

  • Vick

    I’m crying. WTF was this episode. LMAO, I just can’t. “You suck”, “You suck”, “No YOU suck”, “Both of you suck”, “This sucks”, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS SHOW SUCKS MAN.
    I love you forever, did you miss me? (or do you remember me? lol)

  • Andy

    “Please don’t sue me, hand.”
    Haha! Brilliant :) )

    • Michele

      My fave cap!

  • cacherr1

    I actually enjoy the episode except Sage’s scandal is not really a scandal and I am doubtful folks would walk out of the show because of that and I don’t get Sage’s deal is other than being a Jenny 2.0. However I like Chuck actually showing he can do sweet things as well and bit pissy you had no caps with Monkey’s cameo appearance which by the way, isn’t that technically Chuck’s place Dan was staying at?
    Serena’s hair has never been done.
    All in all this was funny.

    • http://twitter.com/jennyad Jen Dickson

      “Serena’s hair has never been done.”

      hahaa RIGHT?

      • cacherr1

        I do recall when the first season happen the producer talked about how Serena always suppose to have “I just rolled out bed” hair because that type of hair works for Serena. However they got super lazy with Blair’s hair (and don’t get me started how Vanessa’s hair look like crap which I always put down to them not having someone who knew how to handle an ethnic girl’s hair as noticed most CW shows the ethnic people hair don’t look that good).

        As for the guys, I strangely think Ed actually pulls off the haircut it not as distracting as Penn’s hair though.

        • QMargo

          I saw pics from set when they finished filming and it looks like Penn went back to the hairstyle he had in the pilot of GG.

          • cacherr1

            they are doing a flashback as those pics also show Ed with his season 1 hair and Leighton apparently has a wig on too.

          • QMargo

            I see…

        • katherine_fan

          Penn doesn’t have a mirror or hair products,obviously!His hair is awful!But it isn’t as bas as it was in season 5!ICK!

        • http://twitter.com/jennyad Jen Dickson

          Totally agree, Blair’s hair used to be GORGEOUS. Serena’s has always been a mess and it works.

  • Val

    I hope that when the series is over, you’re going to go back and do recaps for all the episodes. You know you’ll want to…

  • uncharmed&average

    Hilarious! Thank you for making my workday more enjoyable!

  • http://twitter.com/jennyad Jen Dickson

    hehe mustache Dan…great photo recap, many giggles were had.

  • http://twitter.com/Supsi85 Suvi

    I’m dying. How do you create these classics?? Chenis, Stevenis, Nate being pretty, Serena forgetting which school she goes to, Chair waiting to bang, Ivy and Rufus, Dan and Chuck’s hair. I could go on. I basically laughed out loud throughout the whole thing. Thank you again xD

  • http://twitter.com/ley_la Ley

    LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! BIHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    TARANTULA FTW *sorryMycaps…*

  • Brett

    huge fan of the recaps! and seriously when was the last time they had someone do their hair for the show??!

  • annie

    hahaha amazing as usual

  • annie

    but tbqh this season sucks with all the rehashed storylines and almost everyone being ooc.. you’d think they could do something better for the series end..but apparently not

  • Chips03

    I suspect Nate’s the son of Jack Harkness who Anne Archibald had a One Night Stand with. He bangs any thing that moves.

  • QMargo

    I vote Michael just watches the GG episodes for us and just does his recaps – way better than the episode! Great job as always!

  • katherine_fan

    I loved it!!I’m so glad the tarantula joke and the evil mustaches are back!!
    Of course,people whose sole purpose in life is to attend fashion shows and parties were offended by Sage’s shenanigans!A teenage girl modeling underwear on the runway??It hasn’t happened before!!SO SHOCKED RIGHT NOW! :0 4 EVER!Seriously,Sage was wearing Waldorf Designs underwear,right?If Serena hadn’t made a scene,people would have thought she was modeling!!And since when Serena’s opinion matter so much that people leave fashion shows (and free drinks) just because she said so??I love that Nelly Yuki is back,but can someone please destroy her glasses??She works for a fashion magazine!Hasn’t she heard of contact lens??

    • cacherr1

      it made no sense that anyone would have walked out because of that. Sage’s walk however was horrendous…did she go to Lily Aldridge to learn to walk (you know the worst Victoria’s Secret model ever).

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandiegreathousemccomsey Brandie Greathouse McComsey

    Yay, the photo recap is back! This and NY Mag’s reality index are the only reasons I continue to watch this crap. My favorites: “Clearly doing tarantula”, Serena preparing her mouth for Stevenis, and any time Chuck calls Bart “Pop Pop”. Michael, you’re the best!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=775315640 Sabrina Khawaja

    and the mustache returns! LOL

    but yeah, sage is acting like a total b*tch and nate is all happy go lucky with her. like wtf? NATE. USE UR BRAIN. B*TCHES BE CRAZY.

    love your recap as always :D

  • http://twitter.com/DairNiki Queen Dair

    “No more vaginerwoodsen sleepovers for stevenis” hahahaha. AMAZING. You’re my hero.

  • http://twitter.com/deniseechang Denise Chang

    Loved the photo recap!! Can’t wait for the TVD one :D ! Your recaps are ACTUALLY better than the actual show -_-! GG is totally running out of ideas and the ideas they have are awful to the max. It’s nice that Blair and Chuck have a good thing going on but that’s literally IT. Sage’s character was meant to be hated but c’mon…Nate…REALLY? Why is Nate so weak when it comes to girls? He actually does sleep with anything that moves. Rufus and Charlie are suuuuper gross and it needs to stop. When did Rufus get so dumb?! I think everyone just got dumber cause all of them decided to drop out of school or never really went in the first place. Horrible episode…hope this season gets better or I’d be really sad to see GG go down like this for its last season.

  • m

    STEVEN…SON….STEVEN STEVENSON. dyyyyyyying. So PERFECT. Especially since S couldn’t think of a better alias than Sabrina in 6.01. snaps for Michael <3

  • sara

    “I ain’t grow four extra limbs fo’ nuthing’ that night!” Omg lol!!!!!

  • Liu

    Michael, are you going to do GG 6×02 recap?