Gossip Girl ‘Where the Vile Things Are’ photo recap: Return of the Yuki

I hope everyone had a very happy Thanksgiving! Mine was filled with food, loud people, and The Sickness. Damn you, common cold! I type this with watery eyes and a determined soul.

Less than half a season left of Gossip Girl. After these four, there ain’t no more! So of course I can’t skip any more photo recaps or I will feel like the worst person. This one is a bit short because I wanted to get it out before the episode tonight! Here’s the photo recap for Gossip Girl season 6, episode 6 “Where the Vile Things Are.”

In this episode, Ivy and Rufus spend all of their money making Lily huff and puff and blow your house down! Chuck and Nate are doing math, which is just a bad sign if Nate’s doing math. Blair is trying to defeat the Dark Side – but can’t understand common courtesy at all. And Serena and Dan get it in. Remember two episodes when they hated each other? Me neither.

To be honest, this is probably the episode I liked the most this season, besides perhaps the premiere. I didn’t feel bored like I did with the past ones. But I may be crazy. Examine me, somebody!

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  • Nora

    Thank you for these. This show could really use a sassy gay friend. “And you are making poor life choices, you stupid bitch. Way to bang your ex-step brother.. YOUR EX-STEP BROTHER WHO DOES THAT? You! Stupid bitch! Ooo nice shoes.”

    • http://nowhitenoise.com/ Michael Collado

      OMG HAS THE GUY THAT DOES THAT ON YOUTUBE DONE A VIDEO FOR GOSSIP GIRL?????

      • Nora

        No, but he should.

      • http://twitter.com/Mis2015 Brooklyn9615

        What guy on Youtube? He sounds funny, I wanna look him up.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ahad-Zaki-Abdul/100000663410831 Ahad Zaki Abdul

          mutherfuk! what guy on YOUUUTUBEZ?

          plez?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ahad-Zaki-Abdul/100000663410831 Ahad Zaki Abdul

            oh. that guy. soz bbz :P

    • Uncharmed&Average

      Seriously.

  • http://twitter.com/EndgameChair Lauren Kelb

    Was ‘watch the hair!’ a saturday night fever reference? i do love me some john travolta…love the recap btw, as always :)

    • http://nowhitenoise.com/ Michael Collado

      Yes! 20 brownie points for you! You go Glen Coco!

      • http://twitter.com/EndgameChair Lauren Kelb

        yay! :D

  • Uncharmed&Average

    I want to tell you that Chuck & Nate were my favorite parts… but I don’t have any not-favorites.. Great job & Thank you for continuing to suffer this show with the last 30 of us GG viewers!!

  • http://twitter.com/ley_la Ley

    H-O-R-E-S!!!!!!!!!!!

  • xoxoWhatever

    Boom. You’ve been blackmailed is the best part. The common sense on this show is ridiculous. You want to be a bihh and ruin your ex because you THINK she still gives a rat’s a** about you. That makes sense Rufus, about as much sense as listening to a con artist who kicked you out of you home.

  • Matt C.

    Is HORES a reference to that hilarious child’s paper about horses?

    + 20 brownie points! (for Googling it, of course)

    Amazing recap as always! Only 4 more to go, so sad :(

  • Annie

    “Have fun getting it in, my children” HAHAHAHAH dead. ashes.

  • http://twitter.com/chuckandblair90 Lauren

    OMG. This is HYSTERICAL. I feel like I’ve never laughed this hard at one of your recaps before. Must be b/c you liked the ep so much. heh. Obvs the CN parts were the best, but everything was awesome. Thanks for posting! And glad you won’t be missing any more!

  • http://twitter.com/xxviolentkisxx Glenna Mercado

    lololollol i <3 you

  • http://twitter.com/xxviolentkisxx Glenna Mercado

    lololol you always made my week

  • S

    I have stopped watching Gossip Girl forever (there I was, thinking I could make it through the final few shitty episodes). The only way I can swallow it is through your recaps. They are f’ckin awesome.

  • m

    awesome recap. the medusa joke made me want to cry. OMG. awesome

  • sara

    The equations are so hilarious! As was the medusa line and Blair-as-Darth-Vader. lol! Oh and everything else, too. Thanks for throwing in a twirly, villainous mustache.

  • Shreya

    Not sure if you are getting better at recaps or the show is giving you more to mock ;)

  • Ever

    No cap of running Chuck?

  • miss880

    That Darth Vadar cap is the greatest thing, like, ever. “Here comes the dark side”

  • http://www.facebook.com/modest.complexity Modest Complexity

    I love Blair’s mom, she’s perfectly crazy, in fact it’s very convincing that a woman like that would’ve raised someone like Blair. Margaret Colin really does a great job with her character, I’d like to see her used more.

    Another note – I loved that they used “Stay” by MNDR (somewhat ironically) during the scene when Ivy goes through the contents of an envelope while talking on the phone, and we realize Ivy’s plans for the future. However, I hate how the Rufus and Ivy angle played out and wonder what the writers were thinking…