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This week, in part two of the season finale, we were supposed to find out which of the three finalists has already been taken out of the running for the grand prize. We know Jourdan has to be safe, because there has to be a guy and a girl in the final two, and Tyra announces that her competitor is Marvin. It’s disappointing because Corey is different and awesome and obviously the best person, but it is unsurprising. Marvin is conventional and a typical male model, so of course he has a lot of fans. Corey still gets to walk in the fashion show, but he is pretty broken up about his elimination, so he really has to push through for some fierceness.
After last week’s double elimination, the top 5 is noticeably on edge. Jordyn is upset that Nina got sent home, so she decides to share her Tyra Suite winnings with Corey, who was also close with Nina. Those two, along with Renee, call out Chris for being fake and dragging Nina down. Renee goes so far as to claim there is a special place in hell for him. An argument ensues, and Chris just explodes while Renee and Jordyn laugh and Corey just gives him some piercing smize eyes. Boy is fabulous and just can’t control it, even in a fight. Chris tries to run to Marvin for support, but really we’re all sick of his schtick at this point.
After last week’s panel, the contestants are still sorting through their various emotions, specifically Marvin, who is outside having a good cry when Tyra shows up to comfort him. After she gets him to stop sobbing, she has a little check in with the contestants so they can all tell her how amazing she has been to them.
As you may or may not have heard in the news yesterday, Bruce and Kris Jenner are officially ‘separated’. I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of confused as to why this is news. If you’ve been watching this season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians you would know that Bruce and Kris already had another house in Malibu for Bruce to stay at on occasion. So as I read the statement, they are separated now, so this living arrangement is more permanent. But they aren’t getting divorced and they’ve basically been living apart for the last year or so. I just don’t think that much has changed. Am I the only one who feels like this isn’t big news?
The Catfish season is coming to a close, which means the episodes are getting juicier, supposedly. Although this episode was more ridiculous than juicy. This episode featured Keyonnah, who believes she is online dating Bow Wow, the rapper/actor of “Like Mike” fame. Not even Nev can believe this one. The likelihood of a celebrity not being able to meet someone face to face is very small, but whoever this guy is, he sent Keyonnah 10 grand, so he must have some money.
If you don’t remember from last week, Cory’s fabulous self won best photo and because he felt bad for poor Jianna, who had a traumatizing experience in the bottom two, he picks her to share the Tyra suit with him. Unfortunately Phil seems to think they are a package deal until Cory kicks him out of the suit. LOL Phil, let’s not forget your girlfriend again.
This episode picks up after last week’s panel and all the models are annoyed with Jourdan who has taken to just standing in the main room gawking at her best photo winning picture; which really is a pretty obnoxious thing to do. Because she won she also gets to control phone time, meaning she gets to divvy up the one hour of phone time between all the contestants and she doesn’t win any new friends by taking over 15 minutes to assure her boyfriend that all the photos being taken are very professional even if they are naked.