Snooki & JWOWW recap: More fighting

After all the drama last week, I’m sure you all were as concerned as I was for the relationship statuses of our favorite guidette besties.  Snooki was still crying over Jionni’s allegation that she wasn’t ready to be a mom when he calls her back and he even has the nerve to be angry at her for hanging up on him.  Jionni then makes some dumb excuse that the girl in the picture was his cousin, which even Nicole isn’t buying.  Snooki is terrified that he is cheating on her (as she doodles her name in fancy font on a pad of paper), but Jionni assures her that he wouldn’t ask her to marry him if he didn’t want to be with her.  They hang up, even though Jionni still sounds angry and Nicole is still upset, and both girls curl up in bed to sleep away their sadness.

Later, Roger calls all chill-like and wants to come down to talk it out with Jenny.  But Jenny, being the tough-ass man-eater she is, doesn’t just bow down and say yes. She tells him how upset she is about what he said earlier and that she doesn’t want to see him, but Roger won’t take no for an answer. He is coming to discuss things, whether she wants to or not.

So even though she is angry with him, Jenny still gets herself out of bed and puts make up on, so she ‘looks like a human being.’  Roger comes and the two take seats across the room from each other and the harsh tones immediately start as Roger jumps right into it with the “So what do you want to do?”  So much for small talk.  Jenny tells him that she only has one issue with him and Roger says that he refuses to apologize for the past weekend.  Meanwhile poor Snooki is hiding from all the yelling in her room, even though she really has to pee. Pregnancy is such a bitch.

The fight instantly cools down when Roger claims they are at a stalemate and Jenny has no idea what that means, because she isn’t old like Roger.  When Roger tells her to just be single if that will make her a secure woman, Jenny finally breaks down because she doesn’t know if that is really what she wants.  Roger admits that he wants her to do what is best for her, but it is going to hurt him too. His interview when he was tearing up a bit and saying he didn’t want to be an old hermit was touching.  I love a juicehead with a heart. The argument doesn’t really get resolved, but they both agree that even though the drive each other crazy they can’t leave each other yet, so Roger tips her couch over and they kiss and make up.

Roger apologizes to Nicole for making her listen to their screaming match (and preventing her from relieving herself) and Jenny tells him to call Jionni for Snooks.  Roger refuses, so Jenny does it and when Jionni is on his way, Jen lets her man know that she has cramps, so there will be no sex. Poor guy! He went through that whole argument and doesn’t even get make-up sex!

Snooki pulls herself out of bed and gets all dress up for her man on his birthday.  When he arrives she ends up apologizing to him, even though this whole thing started because he was with other girls. I don’t understand.  He didn’t even say sorry or anything.

Snooki shows him the picture on Twitter that bothered her and Jionni points out that his cousin was in the background and the girl was her friend.  Should he still have maybe been a bit more apologetic for being out at a club while his pregnant fiancé was at home? I think so, but whatever. Everyone is over it and they all go out to celebrate that closing hours of Jionni’s birthday.

While they are out, Jionni is asking about Roger’s chances of getting laid (Zero, Roger says) and in her interview Snooki has a Freudian slip, saying she is sick of Roger never getting sex from her fiancee.  Jioger: I’d ship it (I’d also watch their reality show. Just sayin’, MTV).

So now that the relationship drama is all over, next week Jenny gets Snooki a fake baby (with a wiener and everything!) and Snooki finds out the sex of her baby! Baby drama here we come!