So last week, we began with the first ever Watch With NoWhiteNoise, and it was moderately not-so-unpopular. But some people didn’t understand why some shows were listed and others weren’t.
So, let me explain further. These are the shows we just have to watch this week. Perhaps the spoilers are enthralling for this particular episode, maybe the promo was amazing, maybe last week’s cliffhanger was insane. Whatever the case, these are the shows our staff has decided they need to watch live — at all costs.
Of course, there’s other shows on and whatnot, but here’s what we handpicked. So, just know when you’re watching these shows, so are we!
Sunday
Once Upon a Time | 8/7c (ABC)
Mary Margaret and David continue to grapple with their unrequited love, and Emma and Regina grow suspicious over a mysterious new stranger in town. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Snow White yearns to ease her breaking heart as Prince Charming’s wedding to King Midas’s daughter approaches. And now that Emma has won the election and is Chief of Police, what will come of it?
Desperate Housewives | 9/8c (ABC)
Bree’s life continues to spiral as her alcohol consumption rises — as does her lust for men; Lynette goes out on her first date since separating with Tom — with Renee’s hairdresser; Alejandro’s current wife suspects foul play is afoot and has a confrontation with Susan; Gaby discovers that Alejandro’s step-daughter was also abused by this wretched man; and Ben has special plans in store for Renee
Monday
Gossip Girl | 8/7c (The CW)
It’s getting closer to the milestone 100th episode and Blair prepares to celebrate her upcoming royal wedding with a bachelorette party, but others scheme behind her back to make this a night to remember. After discovering the truth behind Chuck and Blair’s car accident, Nate joins forces with a surprising ally to gather the evidence. Serena and Dan pretend to be dating again to protect someone close to them.
Pretty Little Liars | 8/7c (ABC Family)
The best way to get to someone is through the people they love, and “A” knows this better than anyone. Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer have had to sacrifice a lot at the gloved hands of “A,” especially when it comes to love. Toby continues to pursue Spencer, knowing that she is keeping something from him. With another “accident” possibly popping up at any minute, Spencer is desperate to keep Toby safe and can think of only way to truly end it. Also worried about her relationship, Hanna begs the other girls to stop using Caleb to help with their search. The more involved Caleb gets, the bigger target he becomes. But is the valuable information Caleb is finding more important to the others than Caleb’s safety? Meanwhile, Aria is desperate to save her relationship with Ezra still not returning her calls. Will one more “date” with Holden give Aria the opportunity to get the answer from Ezra she is longing for?
Hart of Dixie | 9/8c (The CW)
Hart of Dixie returns from its winter hiatus. When Zoe goes in search of some family history in Bluebell, she discovers that she is a legacy to the Bluebell Belles. Of course, once Lemon catches wind of the news, she makes it her sole mission in life to make sure Zoe doesn’t become an official Belle and puts her through a humiliating initiation. With the help of Wade, Lavon attempts to jump back into the dating scene, but he finds it difficult because Didi (guest star Nadine Velazquez) is telling everyone that he’s in love with her. Meanwhile, George devises a plan to stop a huge chainstore from building near Bluebell and as a result driving business away from the town.
The Lying Game | 9/8c (ABC Family)
On the night of the country club’s Black and White Ball for junior members, Emma finds herself on the outside looking in, and Ethan must put up a façade in order to protect her. Although their loyalty to each other is strong, the jealousy and lies start to take their toll. Can Emma and Ethan look past their doubts and mend the wedge forming between them? Meanwhile, Laurel and Ted are both left reeling after they discover the motive behind Justin’s actions. And Rebecca and Mads counsel each other on matters of the heart.
Castle | 10/9c (ABC)
When a famous dog trainer is killed, the investigation keeps coming back to charismatic reality TV star Kay Cappuccio (guest star Hilarie Burton). Kay, a favorite of tabloids and gossip websites the world over, has achieved stardom without possessing any discernible skill or talent. But there seems to be more to her story than she is letting on — does that include murder? Nana Visitor (“Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) plays Dr. Patty Barker, an eminent therapist whose talents are called upon when it’s discovered that one of her clients witnessed the murder.
Tuesday
Switched at Birth | 8/7c (ABC Family)
Daphne and Bay try to raise money to save Emmett from losing his motorcycle, and John reveals something to Angelo that might put his business partnership with Regina at risk. Daphne is desperate to help Emmett keep his motorcycle, and ends up lying to John and Kathryn to get the money. Meanwhile, Melody tells Bay to stay away from Emmett. The Kennish’s interview potential new attorneys to work on their case against the hospital and despite Daphne’s reservations, Regina agrees to go into business with Angelo. But, will John’s revelation to Angelo tear his business relationship apart from Regina, or bring them closer together?
Wednesday
Criminal Minds | 9/8c (CBS)
150th episode! The BAU team searches for a serial rapist in Houston known as “The Piano Man” who has resurfaced and is assaulting his previous victims. Also, Prentiss tries to come to terms with her trauma from last year and with rejoining the team, on the 150th episode of Criminal Minds. Guest stars include Jay Karnes (“The Shield,” “Sons of Anarchy”) as pianist Hamilton Bartholomew, Dina Meyer (“Starship Troopers”) as waitress and Piano Man victim Regina Lampert, and Penny Peyser (“Crazy Like a Fox,” “Knots Landing”) as Prentiss’ therapist Dr. Linda Merrill.
Thursday
30 Rock | 8/7c (NBC)
In the second half a two-parter episode, Liz must fend off a riot from a group of idiots… literally. Will she also begin to second doubt her relationship with Criss (no H and two S’s)? In an episode that includes guest stars James Marsden, Denise Richards, and a reprisal role with Will Arnett, mostly we’re hoping this episode finally improves in quality for season 6.
Jersey Shore | 10/9c (MTV)
Tried as I might to find an official synopsis for this episode, I just couldn’t Not even a promo. But from what I heard from the person that wrote this down as their must-see, the gang will act trashily and there will be a fight.
Friday
Chuck | 2-hour series finale 8/7c (NBC)
Series finale! It’s the two hour series finale of someone’s (my) favorite show on television currently, and this someone (I) doesn’t think he or she (I) will be able to contain his or her (my) emotions. Now that Sarah has forgotten the past five years and was just ordered to kill Chuck, how will the last two hours of the series play out? All I know is that I’ll need tissues. Lots of ’em!