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Gossip Girl photo recap: Incestcretariat

It’s time for the Gossip Girl photo recap for season 6, episode 4 “Portrait of a Lady Alexander.” This episode was delayed a week because of the effects of Superstorm Sandy. I hope all affected are staying safe (especially given the snow storm today, as well)!

All right, on to Gossip Girl! This episode was about everybody finding out they have basically all slept with each other. I am convinced the final scene will just be one huge, ginormous orgy. Roll credits. Because, holy hell! I don’t even know what the point is of having Lily sleep with Steven(is) in the past. Is this going to come up again? Anyone? Anyway, there were also a lot of horses involved. Nate’s Spectator is in trouble. And Dan tries to bang all of New York!

It was kind of a weird episode to recap because not much actually happened… except for everyone just walking around. I guess that’s usually what happens in a Gossip Girl episode. Ready?

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  • LOL! I think I have to agree with you - if this indeed what you are saying - that this was the weakest episode of the season so far. I hate that they put four season 5 writers in a row after the premiere. are you TRYING to make your last season bad?

    And so much LOL on the "horses" of CBL and the "blah blah" of Serena's story line. It's so true that they wasted so much time this week, as much as I love CB scheming together. Could they not come up with something better than illegally trading horses for oil or whatever? Sigh.

    Love the recap, though!

  • yaay! every time a new episode of gossip girl airs, I always come here the next day not being able to wait for the next recap! I LOVE THESE

    • Sorry about my schedule, I've been a bit hammered with school work and the responsibilities of blogging. Glad you like 'em though! :D

  • Psshhh, Michael we all know Serena would use ClipHunter -_^
    This was brilliant! Lady, and horses! Omg, just the whole thing, I was laughing so hard!

    • And Georgina would use whichever porn site specializes in people not knowing they were being recorded. What is UP with her? HA!

  • Ivy is an annoying bihh. Dan the douche is consistent. Blah blah blah, horses. Can we skip to the finale?

    • Why didn't anyone suspect Ivy? Don't they know she was the one who planted the Gossip Girl story in the premiere? What is life?

    • Agreed. Their relationship bores me to tears. If this weren't the last season, I'd stop watching and just read Michael's recaps.

    • So GG has been terrible since 7 episodes into season 1? Remarkable, then, that you've maintained so much interest for the last 5 years.

      Frankly, CB are the only thing worth watching on this show right now, and even they're getting strained, because their excuses for not just going ahead and banging each other are so ridiculous- and after last season, that's saying something. Still, every other scene in this episode, with the possible exception of Dan/Serena and Nate/Bart, could be FFed through, no problem. I guess it could be worse, though- at least it's not Dair.

      • Let me correct that: There is NOTHING worth watching on the show anymore. Other than being adorable in this one episode I've found CB absolutely boring and lacking any chemistry that made them interesting before. They are shadows of their fabulous selves. I miss my S1-2 bbs ;-; God this season is terrible. Good thing nowhitenoise is here to make it hilarious. :)

        • it still imo better than season 5 which don't say much. However I have to say this was not CB episode nor advertise as one either the focus was really on the Vanderwoodsen and I think it was suppose to be Lily time to shine which she did by being clueless and funny, I mean I laugh when she interrupted Chair scheming with Blair coming in running her big mouth and Chuck attempts to shut her up. Her getting in their way made me tolerate this boring episode.

          On that note can I have my flamboyant Chuck outfits back. That was a perfect opportunity for outrageous outfit to be pulled off.

    • Gurl! You ain't never lied! CB needs to GO! It's tired as hell now. But we all know they won't so, whatever.

  • I've never seen a more accurate recap! "Horses" and "blah blah blah" was basically all I heard in this episode. Although you did leave out the funniest scene of the episode: Bart sticking his head out of the window of his own limo just a few feet away from Lily, Chuck and Blair, and NOBODY seeing him!

    • AHHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T INCLUDE THAT. That happens way too often on this show. "I am five feet away but you can't see me." It's a Gossip Girl staple.

  • lol most incestuous show, now we need cherena to bang and it's all complete. and you always make my week, IMY

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