After six seasons, The Greatest Show Of Our Time Gossip Girl will be ending for good. As part of our countdown for the series finale tonight (we also created a playlist, listen to it here), we couldn’t help but wonder what could have been on the series. What were those little, missed opportunities that we would love to have seen?

Make sure to share yours below. We’re fully expecting yours to be real. Ahem, not that ours aren’t or anything.

1. Crackships

Chily

Everyone knows that Lily’s favorite child is hands-down her adopted son. There is no contest. And clearly this is because he is also her real one true love. She cared for and embraced him even when he was an angry, lost boy and taught him what love was, and he came back from the edge of a cliff to be with her when she was “sick.”  There is no purer and obvious love than the one shared between Chuck and Lily, and just looking at the interaction between them makes it obvious that love went far beyond the mother/son kind. There was pure joy on Lily’s face when Chuck would stop by the penthouse. The way she looked at him and placed her hand on his shoulder just screamed pent up sexual frustration. She wanted to get a taste of the Chuck Bass experience, and who could blame her? And these feelings weren’t one-sided.  Remember when Serena impersonated Lily and Chuck kept dropping all those innuendos? Yeah, you know he had fantasized about it.  If only something had come of it.  Those two deserved to have their dreams come true.

Duck

It’s weird how little tribute Gossip Girl pays it gay fans. I mean, sure, they gave us Eric, but… I mean, really? All I’m saying is, who do you think has kept Gossip Girl afloat for its 6 seasons? Okay, mainly young women… but also gay dudes. So Gossip Girl really missed the chance to make a whole lotta gay guys happy by staying faithful to the books. Oh, you forgot Gossip Girl was based on a series of books? So did the rest of America. For those who don’t know, Gossip Girl (the books) ended with an infamous pairing. That’s right, Chuck and Dan finally did the nasty. Look, Gossip Girl gave some fans what they wanted with Blair and Dan, so why not a little down low action for the fellas who like fellas? We don’t think it’s a lot to ask.

Vufus

What can you say about the greatest crackship that never was? For one, this one actually had the oppurtunity to happen! I mean, we know now how Rufus can get a bit handsy with girls his son’s age, so why Ivy and not Vanessa, Gossip Girl? All those days and nights in the loft, laughing about waffles or some such nonsense, the burning desire to rip each others’ clothes off in their eyes. Goodness, you can feel the tension. It’s obvious that Vanessa wasn’t devoid of sexual prowess, what with her constant shenanigans — have you forgotten the threesome? Would it really have been such a huge leap to make Vanessa jump on Rufus’ bones? Nope. And guess what else, it would have been hawt, to boot. There’s always been something between them, you just have to read between the lines to see it. The way she was always welcome at his house, the way he always thought she was better for Dan. You honestly think that’s because of her friendship with his son? Let me tell you a secret, they loved to be alone at the loft, with just the other for company and he knew just how good she could be… And why do you think she added a café into Rufus’ art gallery? To help her man and to spend more time with him. If you don’t believe us, it’s fine. But the sexual tension is there. If only Gossip Girl has realized it…

2. Bats#!+ craziness

Diana Payne is Bart Bass

After the major…ahem…ly weird season 5, there was really only one way to redeem it as a whole: by nosediving straight into the abyss of absolute ridiculousness. And why not, really? That’s why we consider not having Diana Payne be Bart Bass a huge missed opportunity. Instead, the show decided that she would be Chuck’s mom — except just kidding nope she wasn’t. Talk about been there, done that. Diana looked like Bart, was as mischievous as Bart, and wanted to bang Nate constantly… just like Bart always wanted to but never could in his old body. This ginormous twist would have saved all of season 5.

Instead they went with a resurrection. Yaaaaawn.

CeCe’s profession of love to Dan

There’s no doubt that one of the biggest love stories on the series is Dan and CeCe. The way they would look at each other. That constant bickering. There’s such a thin line between love and hate, you know? All that pent up anger was really pretext for bottled up sexual frustration. And it ignited our screens for so many seasons that we were sure one day CeCe and Dan would profess their undying love for each other. But when CeCe passed away on the show, everything began to go awry. First off, Dan left the hospital. He left! How could he do that when the love of his life was dying in the next room?! It was so OOC and heartbreaking. And CeCe never got to profess her love on her deathbed like we all would have loved and wanted — nay, needed.

3. And the rest

Serena actually kills someone

We concede that one of the most memorable moments and episodes on the series is when Serena, after being tormented for so long, breaks down in front of Blair and exclaims, “I killed someone.”

HOLY CRAP! Gossip Girl was about to get absolutely intense. Here comes the next episode and… oh, she didn’t really kill anyone did she? Well that was a lot of setup for little payoff. That’s why we think that the series totally should have gone there in season one and make Serena a psychopathic murderer, setting off and having her go on a murderous rampage.

Show us the threesome!

Are you kidding? All that build up and marketing and hype about a threesome and the most we get is a few little kisses and the three of them asleep!?

We feel cheated. We were promised a threesome on screen and all we got was a few pecks. If you really wanted to shock us, Gossip Girl, you could have gone all the way. We know it wasn’t for lack of being sexually deviant, as is evident by the long resume of promiscuity. So what was it? Why would you deny us the hotness and hilarity of this moment? That’s just cruel and unfair.

Of course, there are plenty more. Make sure to mark your biggest missed opportunity! But only if it’s as sane and had a 100% probability of actually happening like ours, obviously.