Hey, you guys remember when Madonna gyrated for seven minutes, then sang a song and fell through a floor during the Super Bowl XLVI Halftime show? Well, that’s what I remember — but according to my Twitter timeline it was the best thing anyone has ever seen. I don’t know where the disconnect is coming from (or perhaps I was reading a bubble of tweets). But I’d really like to know.

I don’t have anything against Madonna (except for the fact that she’s been excessively overexposed this week); she’s got good music, she’s a legend for many, and I don’t spend valuable emotions on someone I’ve never known.

A performance that packed LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, a middle-finger happy M.I.A., and Cee-Lo Green — did you like it? What is your grade — and why?