NOTE: MY AUDIO CAME FROM MY LAPTOP’S BUILT-IN MIC SO IT SOUNDS WORSE THAN USUAL. I apologize.

In this episode, we talk about — surprise! — The Vampire Diaries and The Secret Circle. And it’s also one of the worst episodes of anything ever.

On TVD, Damon and Elena have a hot and heavy kiss before Rose gives a speech about why Damon is better than Stefan for Elena. And I have 30 seconds of thoughts about that, including “what’s the difference between these two brothers?” McKenzie offers quite an insightful answer to Rose’s speech…out of nowhere! Girl can think quick. We mention our love for Rebecca, but are saddened that none of the Originals will ever die.

Over on TSC, we think it’s almost painfully obvious that Diana was the Blackwell child, but we’re not complaining…since we both want to see Diana’s dark side. Also, we’re sad to admit we mostly laughed at Jane’s death. And lastly, we’re very much a fan of the Melissa and Adam pairing.

Hope you enjoy! This is one of the most disorganized podcast episodes in the history of podcasting.

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