It’s our final episode of Mystic Harbor, where we mourn the death of The Secret Circle and are sort of underwhelmed with The Vampire Diaries‘ season finale. But what are you going to do?

Bitch. That’s what! Which is basically what we do. And I’m sorry that we’re not funny in this one.

Also, we have a massive brain fart and can’t remember if there were any male-human, female-vampire relationships. Like, Anna and Jeremy. And, hmm, IDK KATHERINE AND THE SALVATORES maybe?

I hope you enjoy our going out with a whimper! Thank you for listening to us for the past couple of months. We apologize for the tardiness. Truth be told, I don’t think McKenzie or I were ready to say goodbye to Secret Circle.

Cloak uncloak!