There are few self-referential shipper jokes that I don’t like. And thankfully, a parody of “My Heart Will Go On” isn’t even debatable. That’s exactly why I just had to share with you guys this fantastic song by SaintDorianGray that appeared on my Tumblr dashboard that…well…the song speaks for itself. Take a listen.

Every night in my bed,
I see you, I read you
That is how I know I’m not wrong

All across my dashboard
In tracked tags, believe us
We have come to show we’re not wrong

CHORUS:
Gay, straight, however you mate
I believe that this ship will go on
I believe in my OTP
And you’re here in my fandom
My ship will go on and on

Feels can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till the series is done

Feels were when I loved them
They were almost canon
I won’t stop till this ship has sunk

[CHORUS]

It’s real! Can’t handle these feels
And I know that my ship won’t be sunk
Fuck your hate, and let these hoes date
You are safe in my heart
And my ship will go on and on

Not like that Titanic bullshit
Unsinkable my ass
On and on

Apparently SaintDorianGray has done this plenty of times before. And we thank her. Thank you.