Everyone’s favorite train wreck is back! Ha, no, I’m kidding. The final season premiere of Gossip Girl, titled “Gone Maybe Gone,” was actually not all bad: everyone’s favorite UESers banded together to save Serena only to find she kind of never wanted to see them ever again. Meanwhile, Ivy is scheming up trouble (plus sleeping with Rufus). It’s all very typical Gossip Girl fashion. Also in typical fashion, is the return of the photo recaps that everyone calls “Not funny but a good way to kill time.” (No, seriously, that’s a real quote.)

Hope y’all like! Until next week (and later today with the roundtable…)

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