I decided to surprise everyone with a quick vintage photo recap of cap-worthy episode 1×16 “All About My Brother” — except a quarter way in, I realized that neither Chuck nor Nate were in the episode … which is just sad. I wanted some Natefused and Rihanna lyrics in here, but it didn’t happen. However, I chose it because I remembered it had one of the most complicated scenes ever, given that (SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE SERIES FINALE OR BEEN ON THE INTERNET AT ALL) Dan is Gossip Girl.

Dan talks to Jenny about a blast he sent that she told him to send, given the series finale. What? IT HAD TO BE RECAPPED. So here we are.

Also, thanks to HomeoftheNutty.com for the screencaps!