Photo Recaps

Posted 7/2/13 at 2:44 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘All About My Brother’ photo recap: Diary of a Tired Blog Dan

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I decided to surprise everyone with a quick vintage photo recap of cap-worthy episode 1×16 “All About My Brother” — except a quarter way in, I realized that neither Chuck nor Nate were in the episode … which is just sad. I wanted some Natefused and Rihanna lyrics in here, but it didn’t happen.

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Posted 4/5/13 at 5:02 pm ET

The Vampire Diaries ‘American Gothic’ photo recap: Cure bottle episode

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Hey, guys. I was sick over the last week, so that’s why this is so late… and why there wasn’t a review. Overall, I thought this episode was okay. I still don’t understand the whole slaughter one episode, let’s not discuss it at all the next. It seems like a huge deal that the final thing Silas kind of needed to pull off his two universes portal thing just happened and no one wants to even discuss it, but whatever.

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Posted 3/27/13 at 6:46 pm ET

The Vampire Diaries ‘Because the Night’ photo recap: Beks and the City

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Hey, it’s late! But isn’t it always? In last week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries, we found out that Elena is TOTALLY a Carrie! Damon is so obviously a Charlotte, and…

No, I don’t know, they were just in New York a lot. And also Bonnie caused the apocalypse and then was like, “All right, cool.” It was a pretty straightforward episode of the series.

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Posted 3/18/13 at 8:55 pm ET

The Vampire Diaries ‘Bring It On’ photo recap: I don curr, I love it

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Hey guys! It’s time for another Vampire Diaries photo recap for season 4 episode 16 “Bring It On!” I told you I would make it a thing in March. Well here it is: Elena says she doesn’t care a lot; Klaus and Hayley have sex because of reasons; and no one mentions that Bonnie is going to slaughter twelve people.

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Posted 2/11/13 at 1:18 pm ET

The Vampire Diaries ‘Into the Wild’ photo recap: Eternal reward

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I’m sorry to everyone who hates me, but here goes a Vampire Diaries season 4 episode 13 “Into the Wild” photo recap for those that kept asking. I haven’t done this in a while, so I’m a bit rusty. This episode… was not… the best. But what are you going to do?

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Posted 12/18/12 at 5:39 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘New York, I Love You XOXO’ photo recap: End It Like Ehh… Erm

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So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye! Gossip Girl, once hailed as The Greatest Show Of Our Time, has come and gone and now we must bid it adieu. How can you solve a problem like Gossip Girl? Ahhh…

In this episode, Chuck and Blair finally get hitched (but don’t bang, I’m sorry for the false expectations I’ve caused), Nate and Sage pretend to be smart but don’t actually solve anything, no one mourns Bart’s second death, Dan is Gossip Girl, and Serena loves him for it.

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Posted 12/15/12 at 1:10 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘The Revengers’ photo recap: The Lying King

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t feeling in a comedic mood yesterday, so here’s the delayed Gossip Girl photo recap for the second to last episode ever season 6, episode 9 “The Revengers.” This week, people took our grade for this episode way too seriously. For the record, everyone knows this episode wasn’t great, but hey it was good enough for the show nowadays.

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Posted 12/8/12 at 5:38 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘It’s Really Complicated’ photo recap: Death of a Some Guy

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It’s the photo recap for Gossip Girl season 6 episode 8 “It’s Really Complicated!” This episode was better than most of season 6! Nate helps in trying to take down a murderer (ha!). Dan’s evil. Serena’s wants the dihhh from everybody. Chuck and Blair promise to bang in the finale. It’s almost like every episode this season, really.

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Posted 11/26/12 at 6:29 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘Where the Vile Things Are’ photo recap: Return of the Yuki

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I hope everyone had a very happy Thanksgiving! Mine was filled with food, loud people, and The Sickness. Damn you, common cold! I type this with watery eyes and a determined soul.

Less than half a season left of Gossip Girl. After these four, there ain’t no more! So of course I can’t skip any more photo recaps or I will feel like the worst person.

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Posted 11/17/12 at 2:26 pm ET

Gossip Girl ‘Monstrous Ball’ photo recap: Done in Fifteen Seconds

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It’s time for another Gossip Girl photo recap, this time for season 6 episode 5 “Monstrous Ball”! This episode dealt with finally getting ride of Steven and Sage (or at least I can hope) for good. Chuck continued to try to take down his father, and this time finally enlisted the help of season 5 BAMF Ivy Dickens.

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